FREQUENTLY
         ASKED QUESTIONS   1.
         Why, in the name of all that is good and pure, is this thing
         in Michigan? Hey,
         Michigan isn't that bad. Sure there's Detroit, but that's
         easy enough to ignore. Or just pretend it's part of Canada.
         Besides, Michigan is a nice state and our April weather is
         heavenly. Plus, all of our organizers live in this state so
         it only seemed natural. 2.
         So how much does it cost? Tickets
         are US$100.00, or US$40.00 for "students." Get
         your tickets
         before March 28 a save US$10.00. 3.
         How do I get tickets? You
         can get tickets either at the door for full price, or in
         advance for US$10.00 less than the normal price. To
         get
         advanced tickets,
         send cash or a check/money order to Rubi Con, P.O. Box
         7098, Ann Arbor MI, 48107-7098. Include whatever name
         you want to be registered under and an email address for
         confirmation. If you do not receive an email confirmation
         than something went wrong and we did not get your ticket
         order. 4.
         What do I get for that? You
         get access to the entirety of Rubi Con for the full
         duration. This includes all games, speakers, events and
         areas. The only additional cost are swanky RC2K
         t-shirts. 5.
         What about those cool t-shirts? Well,
         while we're on the subject, we will be pumping out lots of
         cool Rubi Con 2000 t-shirts for you. They will be on sale
         through out the con for $20.00. We will print on black,
         high-quality cotton t-shirts in a variety of sizes. Although
         this year's design is shrouded in secrecy, there are rumors
         of more than one shirt. 6.
         Where will the conference be? At
         the Wyndham Garden Hotel in Romulus, Michigan. Romulus is
         just outside of Detroit, and is home to Detroit Metro
         Airport. The hotel is located at 8600 Merriman Road,
         Romulus, MI 48174, United States. You can contact them at
         (313) 728-7900, or for reservations at (877) 999-3223. They
         are also online at www.wyndham.com. 7.
         When is it, and how long will it last? We
         open our doors on Friday, April 28, 2000 at 3:00 PM, and
         hope to get everyone out of there by 3:00 PM on Sunday,
         April 30. The conference will be up and running every hour
         in between, and there will always be something to do.
         Sleep, or so our motto reads, is for the lusers. 8.
         Who should attend? Anyone
         and everyone with an interest in the security of digital
         systems. Admins, programmers, hackers, phreakers, IT
         professionals, the curious, conf whores and hangers on. 9.
         My mom says I can't go. That's
         a shame. Perhaps next year. But seriously, a lot of our
         attendees are on the young side. We have no aversion
         to the younger crowd, and welcome them to this event.
         However, we take no responsibility for the actions of any of
         our attendees, and assume responsibility for none of
         them. 10.
         They won't give me a hotel room. What gives? The
         hotel will only rent rooms to people 21 and over, and who
         have a credit card number. If you are under 21, you can
         contact
         someone here
         for assistance. 11.
         So, like, am I going to be the only girl
         there? No.
         There will be some fellow females there, so you need not
         feel too alone. 12.
         So, like, are there going to be chicks
         there? Yes.
         But they will be issued mace at the door and instructed to
         permanently blind anyone who looks like they would ask us
         that sort of question. 13.
         Is any of this legal? Large
         percentages of it. Up from last year, in any case. Per
         usual, we do not condone any illegal activity, we pursue
         only information, what you do with that information is your
         own business, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera... 14.
         Should I bring my computer? Please
         do. We will be setting up a huge LAN in the hotel for games
         and general mischief. You can bring monitors and desktops
         and other equipment, and the entire area will be be under
         watch by our volunteer korps. The network will be 10-BaseT,
         so be sure you have the appropriate hardware to join in the
         fun. 15.
         What else should I bring? Anything
         you need to stay alive for 72 hours. Money would be helpful,
         as would a car. Cloths, if you're one of those types who
         feels compelled to dress yourself. All your gadgets,
         obviously, as this is a computer con. 16.
         What's this I hear about a LAN? Well,
         like I said above. We will be fashioning a LAN out of pure
         energy and proto-matter; building our network atom by atom
         using the same forces that created the universe out of
         nothingness. All the raw energy that lies poised at the
         foundation of all space and time will be at your finger
         tips. Also,
         we'll rope off a little corner for the Mac users. 17.
         Yeah, but will there be Internet access? There
         will. Details remain sketchy, but we'll have something
         between an ISDN and a T1. Suffice it to say, we will
         have access to the outside world. 18.
         1/\/\ @ Hax0r!!!!11!1!! 1 0wnz J00!!! Not
         bloody likely. I think my argument from last year remains
         valid: The truly "elite" among us don't need to be told that
         they are, in fact, elite. They just know it. Likewise, the
         rest of us can see their eliteness by the look in their
         face. Their dark eyes with that cold, almost inhuman stare
         which seems to penetrate deep into your soul. So, "k133+
         h@x0rz" and their language-impaired brethren can be as
         talented and skilled as they like at Rubi Con 2000, they're
         just not allowed to talk about it. 19.
         This is just a rip off of DEF CON, isn't it? ISN'T
         IT!? Admittedly,
         Rubi Con is not the first to jump on the hacker conference
         bandwagon. But if it's any conciliation, I was inspired more
         by the kind folks down at Mac
         Hack
         than the ninjas behind DEF
         CON. 
         
   
 
       
          
   
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